Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Would You Place Children With This Animal...

Today 'The Ted' turns thirteen, or fourteen, or ten, who knows.

Would somebody please reassure me that someday I will wrap a small present for a living creature in my home that does not involve rawhide?

No offense Ted. I love you more than chocolate. Happy Birthday.

26 comments:

  1. You will be wrapping lot's of non-meat and non-bone presents! :)

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  2. Someday you will wrap a small present for a living creature in your home that isn't rawhide. :)

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  3. Awww - happy birthday cute boy!

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  4. one day, you will wrap a small present for a living creature in your house that doesn't involve rawhide.

    In the meantime, Ted is pretty cute :)

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  5. Love me some Ted. And TODAY IS MY PEENUT'S BIRTHDAY TOO! Even our dogs live parallel lives.

    It will be soon that you will begin to take bits & bobs and wrap them for your very own little bitties and the bits will be not rawhide and the bobs will be not bone (unless the fur-less children prefer rawhide).

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  6. HAPPY BIRTHDAY TED!!!! Glad to know I am not the only one that wraps gifts for their dogs. Soon you will be a pro at wrapping and hiding gifts for your little ones that don't involve rawhide unless they really like it I guess!

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  7. Awww - Happy BDay Ted!!
    And you will absolutly be doing lots and lots of non-rawhide gift wrapping!!

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  8. boy will you be wrapping non-rawhide presents! not only for yours but for all the birthdays they are invited to! You will wrap and wrap and wrap.

    And I hope very very soon!

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  9. Happy, Happy, Happy Birthday, The Ted!

    Extra squeeze from me.

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  10. Happy Birthday, Ted! You are such a handsome thing. Yes, you will wrap something other than dog-related stuff. Hopefully, very soon. Very, very.

    Christine

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  11. but what if your kids WANT rawhide? I mean, if it's good enough for Ted!

    soon... I feel it... :-)

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  12. Happy Birthday Ted! Yes, you'll wrap presents. Stock up on tape now! Kids love scotch tape. It'll disappear fast. Same with scissors, for that matter. :)

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  13. I PROMISE.

    (And, coincidence! My doggie just turned 17 yesterday!)

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  14. Turns out children love rawhide too:-) At least until they discover the Wii and whatnot.

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  15. Happy Birthday Ted!

    You will wrap a present for someone else. Hopefully soon!

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  16. Happy Birthday Ted...

    Hopefully you got thirteen or fourteen or ten lovingly wrapped raw hides. Or birthday spankings, however that works in your fam.

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  17. Everyone one needs a party animal in their life!

    Your good morning is coming. I believe it. I know it. I reassure you. It's coming.
    Rebecca

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  18. Maybe your children will like rawhide that way you can keep the tradition going :) It will happen and just in time!

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  19. Aw! my pups would be so jealous! I have no idea when their birthdays are! Wrapping rawhide? I think that is most definitely a sign of a good mommy!

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  20. my bro's name is Ted - and your Ted is darling. I can't wait to see you next week!

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  21. PS....soon your little ones will be stealing Ted's rawhides and having a good chew on it.

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  22. It will happen. It will.

    Thanks for your comment...really appreciate it. It *was* hard to write, but important, too. I needed to do it.

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  23. Oh you will. In fact, you will be wrapping two little presents.

    And then you dog kids will get hyper jealous and do stuff like eat your kids poop. No joke. It happened.

    I am hoping for news soon.

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